Just about everyone knows of the Army Men games, although not necessarily for all the right reasons. There have been loads of games of the little plastic men; exploring various genres but each and every one still having one thing in common and that is scoring in the lower end of the numerical spectrum, needless to say the 3DO (who have incidentally folded) conceived series is not popular amongst the critics. Army Men: Sarge's War is the newest game in the series and the first to be released by new owners, Take-two. Is it plastic fantastic or more akin to the results of burning a toy solider with a magnifying glass in the baking sun?
Sarge's War is without doubt the grittiest Army Men game yet, limbs and heads can be blown clean off and the revenge driven story is much gloomier than previous incarnations. This is quite surprising when you consider that the games source material is that of those toy soldiers that we used to play about with when we were imaginative kids.
But childhood pleasures aside, initial impressions of Sarge's War are of a solid but unspectacular shooting romp, which begins to wear a little thin after only a couple of stages due to poor level design and not terribly exciting gameplay. The missions themselves are also too samey and usually entail blowing something up or shooting someone, with rarely any boss encounters to speak of, which would have at least made the game a tad less monotonous. Furthermore, the lock on target tends to lock onto distant targets rather than the ones just about on top of you, which can be terribly frustrating if it results in death from no fault of your own.
There is a fairly serviceable multiplayer mode, which runs smoothly and can be played by up to four players. But even this suffers from a lack of maps and the usual dull levels.
The visuals are nothing more than functional with boring and ugly looking levels, but on the good side at least the frame-rate is relatively smooth, only being really troublesome after an explosion and such, the plastic character detail is also impressive. After taking bullets, gaping holes even appear on Sarge's plastic frame at times, which is a nice touch. But overall we expect exceptionally beautiful games other than just mildly acceptable in this day of graphical wonders.
Army Men: Sarge's war isn't a terrible game by any means, but we've played much better in our time. The level design is uninteresting and often tedious and the graphics are workable enough but still a bit too bland. This is one game that tends to get boring even after a somewhat short session. Not as bad as we thought it would be, but still this is one half-baked toy solider.
6/10
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