Noel Edmonds scares me. Whether it’s the beard, the crappy jumpers or maybe it’s the zombie-esque way he returned from the dead to stand at... [Read full story]

Last night, I had a dream. In this dream, I had a theme park, and was the happiest man alive. I woke up every morning, brushed my teeth (of course), and... [Read full story]

Animal Crossing is an impossible game to review. Every game is different, every experience unique. Having realised this, I almost gave up trying to review... [Read full story]

It’s a painting game. On the DS. No more, no less. Forget the user-driven cutesiness of LittleBigPlanet or the impending testosterone overload that is... [Read full story]

It’s a funny old world, gaming. For instance: titles with massive amounts of money thrown at them have the nasty tendency to flop, with the years... [Read full story]

Puzzle games are ideally suited to portable play on the DS, and this latest example has to impress in a crowded market. The alert amongst you may have... [Read full story]

Can the crayon manufacturer Crayola bring a colourful experience to the Nintendo DS? This is a game aimed squarely at younger players and is split into... [Read full story]

The wisdom of games reviewers is best given in small doses… This is essentially a “training” game wrapped in a ninja theme, designed to improve your... [Read full story]

Zombies, I love zombies, thank you George A. Romero for making them so loveable. They’re normally a good laugh, particularly in games. You get to... [Read full story]

Pirates versus Ninjas, come on, lets face it. Ninjas would kick the snot out of the rum swilling fools, especially when they’ve got Ryu Hayabusa on their... [Read full story]