I’ve got a confession to make – in the last few days, I’ve slaughtered thousands of people. I don’t know their names, I don’t... [Read full story]

First there was stitch ‘em ups, then life ‘em ups, now Nintendo have presented us with a new instalment of a long-running franchise – the... [Read full story]

Fact: there have been over 100 games featuring Mega Man since his “birth” in 1987. His popularity is such that his brazenly blue behind has... [Read full story]

The Nintendo DS is a platform made for puzzle games. The phenomenal success of the Brain Training games, the plethora of Sudoku titles and the mind-bendingly... [Read full story]

Noel Edmonds scares me. Whether it’s the beard, the crappy jumpers or maybe it’s the zombie-esque way he returned from the dead to stand at... [Read full story]

Last night, I had a dream. In this dream, I had a theme park, and was the happiest man alive. I woke up every morning, brushed my teeth (of course), and... [Read full story]

Animal Crossing is an impossible game to review. Every game is different, every experience unique. Having realised this, I almost gave up trying to review... [Read full story]

It’s a funny old world, gaming. For instance: titles with massive amounts of money thrown at them have the nasty tendency to flop, with the years... [Read full story]

Big stompy robots. Massive laser swords and really really big guns. More corny dialogue and cheesy kung-fu posing than you could shake an 18 metre tall... [Read full story]

I wish I were a hitman. Seriously. From Agent 47 to Leon, they get the best of everything – the biggest guns, the fastest cars, the smartest getaways... [Read full story]